this is johnston j-3-niner reporting an emergency on the flight deck. please secure all belongings and brace for impact. we are going down. i repeat: we are going down.
jasper made an announcement to me a couple of days ago. an announcement which i promptly filed in that place in my brain where i file things like, global warming, the vastness of the universe and other things that don't make sense. but then, yesterday, he repeated his proclamation and we have now declared this house to be in a code brown emergency.
what was it that little jasper declared, you ask? five simple words:
"i don't like chicken nuggets"
stay tuned. must go man the front lines. this could get ugly.
3 comments:
oh lord! get ready and good luck!!!
Holy Toledo, Batman! What will take the place of the ever present chicken nuggets? Do tell.
Love, Molly
What's going on here!?!?!? What's he been eating!?!??!
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